We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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