He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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