nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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