the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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