plz talk dirty to me
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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