So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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