i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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