U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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