You work out of a Hotel?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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