mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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