I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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