You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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