he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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