I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
