dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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