shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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