That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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