I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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