That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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