ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Found the puke drawer
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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