doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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