you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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