I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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