she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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