Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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