Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
so let's talk penis.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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