I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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