there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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