okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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