Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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