you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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