Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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