I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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