: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
pray to the hookup gods
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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