You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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