Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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