Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
