You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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