His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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