My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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