That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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