are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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