Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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