Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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