No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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