He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
