its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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