I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
