Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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