guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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