The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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